Funny Jokes: How to Break the Ice at Work

Do you ever find yourself stuck in a meeting that feels like it’s dragging on forever? Here’s a funny joke to break the tension: Why don’t we tell secrets in meetings? Because too many people are on speakerphone!

Humor can transform dull meetings into engaging conversations, helping people connect and relax. Whether working remotely or in a hybrid setup, adding a little humor can boost morale and lighten the mood. And with Krisp’s noise cancellation technology, you can make sure your jokes—and everything else—are heard clearly and without interruptions. Let’s explore some funny jokes to brighten up your next meeting!

110+ Funny Jokes to Use in Your Next Work Meeting

Let’s go through our favorite funny, work-appropriate jokes that will have your colleagues smiling, groaning, or even laughing out loud—perfect for any meeting setting!

Dad Jokes

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Punny Jokes

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I’m friends with all the walls in my house. They’re very supportive.
I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. It’s a thought I’ve been sitting on.
I once told a joke about an elevator. It was uplifting, but it really brought everyone down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side? He’s all right now.

Corny Jokes

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why don’t crabs ever give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the math teacher cross the road? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
How does the ocean say hi? It waves.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

Work-Related Jokes

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to reach new heights.
My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home!
Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no connection.
Why do accountants make great lovers? They’re great with figures.
I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. Truth is, the power company, the gas company, and the water company were all after me.
I always wanted to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Why don’t we play hide and seek at work? Good employees are hard to find.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
I love my job, it’s the work I hate.
Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache.
My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
The boss asked why I only get sick on workdays. I told them it’s my weekend immune system.
Why did the meeting start late? Because time flies when you’re procrastinating.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it keeps sending me Kit-Kat ads.

Remote Work-Related Jokes

Why don’t remote workers play hide and seek? Because good connections are hard to find.
Working from home is great… until your dog thinks every delivery is for him.
I told my boss I was working from home, but really, my Wi-Fi is working from home.
Why did the remote worker bring a blanket to the Zoom meeting? Because they were working under cover.
My commute from the bedroom to the living room is brutal—there’s always traffic in the hallway.
I miss going into the office… said no one ever.
Why don’t remote workers ever get bored? Because there’s always “Zoom” for improvement.
I didn’t realize how much I missed the office until my internet went down.
What’s the hardest part about working remotely? The coffee machine at home doesn’t gossip.
How do you measure productivity when working from home? By the number of pajama changes.
Working remotely is great… until your neighbor starts mowing the lawn during your big presentation.
My boss asked for a virtual background in my Zoom meeting. So I turned my camera off.
Remote work tip: When your boss asks for more engagement in meetings, just type “LOL” in the chat.
Why was the computer cold during the remote meeting? It left its Windows open.
The best part of working from home? Every day is bring-your-pet-to-work day!

Anecdotal Jokes

I told my boss I was working remotely, but really, I was in the kitchen working on a sandwich.
Last week, my coworker gave a presentation while his cat decided to make an appearance. Needless to say, the cat stole the show.
During a meeting, I accidentally muted myself right when I was telling a joke. I think it landed… but I’ll never know.
I once forgot to turn off my camera during a virtual meeting… and my coworkers got a front-row seat to my dog chasing its tail.
My boss asked me why I was late for a Zoom call. I told him I was stuck in “buffering traffic.”
One time, I sent a “brb” message to my boss in the middle of a meeting—turns out he didn’t know what it meant!
I once accidentally shared my grocery list instead of my project update during a screen share. Now everyone knows I eat a lot of ice cream.
I thought I had my virtual background set to a beach. Turns out, it was just my messy kitchen the whole time.
I once pretended my Wi-Fi went out during a long meeting… just so I could take a break.
I told my team I was multitasking during a meeting. What I didn’t tell them was I was folding laundry the entire time.
I once gave an entire presentation with the mute button on. It was my most peaceful meeting ever.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Lettuce. (Lettuce who?) Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Cow says. (Cow says who?) No silly, cow says moo!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Annie. (Annie who?) Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Atch. (Atch who?) Bless you!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Olive. (Olive who?) Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Broccoli. (Broccoli who?) Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Harry. (Harry who?) Harry up and answer the door!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Yoda. (Yoda who?) Yoda best!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Snow. (Snow who?) Snow laughing matter!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Hawaii. (Hawaii who?) I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Turnip. (Turnip who?) Turnip the volume, I can’t hear you!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Cereal. (Cereal who?) Cereal-ously, open the door!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Dishes. (Dishes who?) Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!
Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Beets. (Beets who?) Beets me, I forgot the punchline!

One-liners

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it keeps sending me Kit-Kat ads.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I’m good at multitasking: I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus, and that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… so she gave me a hug.
I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why Jokes Are Great for Work Meetings

Humor isn’t just for happy hours and social gatherings—it can be a secret weapon in the workplace too. Here are some reasons why jokes are great for work meetings:

Break the Ice: Starting a meeting with a joke can instantly set a positive tone and help people relax, especially if team members don’t know each other well or the meeting topic is serious.
Boost Morale: A little laughter can go a long way in improving the mood of your team. It helps reduce stress, promotes well-being, and makes the meeting more enjoyable.
Encourage Creativity: Humor stimulates creativity and helps employees think outside the box. A fun, relaxed atmosphere is more conducive to sharing ideas and solving problems collaboratively.
Build Team Bonds: Sharing a laugh at the beginning of a conversation fosters and trust among team members. It humanizes colleagues and helps build stronger relationships, whether in-person or virtually.

The Dos and Don’ts of Using Jokes in the Workplace

When it comes to using humor at work, timing and tone are everything. A well-placed joke can lighten the mood, but it’s important to know when and how to use humor effectively. To help you navigate the fine line between funny and inappropriate, here are some dos and don’ts for using jokes in the workplace.

Dos 😊	Don’ts 🚫
Keep jokes lighthearted and non-offensive.	Avoid jokes that could be considered offensive or inappropriate.
Read the room before delivering a joke.	Don’t overuse jokes – balance humor with professionalism.
Use humor to break the ice in tense or awkward moments.	Steer clear of personal or divisive topics.
Make sure the joke is relevant to the context of the meeting.	Don’t interrupt someone else’s point with a joke.

How Krisp Helps Ensure Your Jokes Land

In virtual meetings, it’s not just about delivering the perfect punchline—it’s about making sure everyone hears it clearly. This is where Krisp’s noise-cancellation technology shines. By filtering out background noise, Krisp ensures that your jokes (and all your communication) come through crystal clear, whether you’re working from a busy home office or a noisy café.

No more awkward moments where someone asks, “Can you repeat that?” because of distractions or poor audio quality. With Krisp your jokes will land smoothly, keeping your team engaged and the conversation flowing without interruptions.

Enjoy Your Next Meeting with Krisp